Zombies, it's time to face the fact that they might actually be real and are starting to attack. Everyone's heard of the guy on bath salts eating another guy's face off.(eeuugghh) I think it's time we start preparing, and even if it doesn't happen or you don't believe in them, preparing could still be something cool to do in your spare time.
The first thing that needs to be considered when surviving and battling the undead, is firepower. Guns, crossbows, bats, guns, axes, chainsaws and more guns are all necessary when taking down these walking corpses. You want to be stocked up on every weapon you can think of that can help defeat the zombie hordes.
You also might want to learn a little first aid, it could save your, and someone else's, life. You never know, you might get bitten and have to remove the infected area or make a splint if you fall and hurt yourself. There will be no doctors to do this still for you in a world overthrown by zombies.
You may also want to get in shape. People don't like to admit it but we have really let ourselves go, we Americans are the fastest country in all the world. The other countries laugh at us we are so out of shape. But if we expect ourselves to survive at all, we need to drop some pounds and gain some muscle. Running and cross country are a great way to shed enough pounds to outrun the undead, and this P90X program is great for gain the muscle needed to hack away at rotting flesh.
There's more stuff to know, but I'll tell you that later. But for now...
Peace Out,
-Ben
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