I am starting to love this sport. My school started this cross country program like just a year or two ago and I think it has made a good start. I was a bit skeptical about joining at first for two reasons: 1 I'm slow, and I mean extremely slow. My pet turtle ran away I am so slow. People say it must run in my family, but no one runs in my family. And 2 I'm out of shape. I'm one of those kinds of out of shape people that you can't even make fun of. I'm that bad.
But, my friend persuaded me to tryout, and, by some miracle, I actually made it. And I'm glad I did. Since then I've been following their training schedule over the summer and have been seeing unbelievable improvements on more than my speed, but also my everyday life.
At the beginning of my training, I weighed 250 lbs. and lost my breath walking to the bathroom. Now, I'm in my second month of training and I've already lost 50 lbs. and am almost twice as fast as I used to be. This sport is amazing!! If you just do what your coaches tell you, the pounds melt off and your whole life will improved tremendously!
it's definitely something worth looking into. Well, that's all for now.
Peace,
-Ben
Saturday, June 30, 2012
Thursday, June 7, 2012
Farts
Farts, they are a natural part of life. Everyone does them (except chicks, they NEVER fart). I don't see why people freak out when they hear one. It's no big deal.
There are a few different kinds of farts: the loud and proud, the silent but deadly, and the shart.
The Loud and Proud: These are the really loud farts you would hear in class or at the office or any place that is really silent, just waiting to be interrupted. These fart are normally very loud, but have no real smell. An embarrassingly, funny relief that comes at the worst of times.
The Silent, but Deadly: These farts are the ones that mysteriously slip out of the butt crack like smelly ninjas and stink up a whole room in a matter of seconds. These type of farts usually occur in an included space with a lot of other people, such as an elevator.
The Shart: These are probably the worst kind of fart. This is when a person farts so hard that they crap their pants at the same time. This is the reason why it is recommend to not attempt to force a fart. If you shart your pants in a public area, you're screwed.
There are a few other kinds of farts that I do not wish to mention because they are just to vulgar and might end up in people sharting their pants from laughing so hard. Well, that's all for now.
Peace Out,
-Ben
There are a few different kinds of farts: the loud and proud, the silent but deadly, and the shart.
The Loud and Proud: These are the really loud farts you would hear in class or at the office or any place that is really silent, just waiting to be interrupted. These fart are normally very loud, but have no real smell. An embarrassingly, funny relief that comes at the worst of times.
The Silent, but Deadly: These farts are the ones that mysteriously slip out of the butt crack like smelly ninjas and stink up a whole room in a matter of seconds. These type of farts usually occur in an included space with a lot of other people, such as an elevator.
The Shart: These are probably the worst kind of fart. This is when a person farts so hard that they crap their pants at the same time. This is the reason why it is recommend to not attempt to force a fart. If you shart your pants in a public area, you're screwed.
There are a few other kinds of farts that I do not wish to mention because they are just to vulgar and might end up in people sharting their pants from laughing so hard. Well, that's all for now.
Peace Out,
-Ben
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