Farts, they are a natural part of life. Everyone does them (except chicks, they NEVER fart). I don't see why people freak out when they hear one. It's no big deal.
There are a few different kinds of farts: the loud and proud, the silent but deadly, and the shart.
The Loud and Proud: These are the really loud farts you would hear in class or at the office or any place that is really silent, just waiting to be interrupted. These fart are normally very loud, but have no real smell. An embarrassingly, funny relief that comes at the worst of times.
The Silent, but Deadly: These farts are the ones that mysteriously slip out of the butt crack like smelly ninjas and stink up a whole room in a matter of seconds. These type of farts usually occur in an included space with a lot of other people, such as an elevator.
The Shart: These are probably the worst kind of fart. This is when a person farts so hard that they crap their pants at the same time. This is the reason why it is recommend to not attempt to force a fart. If you shart your pants in a public area, you're screwed.
There are a few other kinds of farts that I do not wish to mention because they are just to vulgar and might end up in people sharting their pants from laughing so hard. Well, that's all for now.
Peace Out,
-Ben
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